The Robot

This song is dedicated to all the creepy robots out there. There are some random parts in it, but I put them in because I couldn't find anything that rhymed.

Robot

No moles no pimples no zits no dimples
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl
No acne no lip hair no warts no facial hair
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl Dunununununununuh
Beating down the street
Like a real live wire
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl
She has perfect coffee skin
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl

Chorus

Dunununununununuh

Woo woo goes the trolley
Running over squirrels
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl

Toot toot goes the mayor
On his final speech
Looks like he ate some beans
He’s making a scene
He’s not a perfect girl
Perfect girl

No lashes no unibrow no crust no drool
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl
No tan lines no wrinkles no bikini lines no tinkles
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl Dunununununununuh
Beating down the street
Like a real live wire
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl
Shes kind of creepy
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl

Dunununununununuh

Woo woo goes the trolley
Running over squirrels
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl

Toot toot goes the mayor
On his final speech
Looks like he ate some beans
He’s making a scene
He’s not a perfect girl
Perfect girl

No love handles no birthmarks no varicose veins no corns
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl
Perfect blonde not a mark in sight
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl
Beating down the street
Shes a real LIVE WIRE.
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl
She is a little weird
Shes a perfect girl
Perfect girl

Dunununununununuh

Malfunction Malfunction went the perfect girl
She’s a robot of course of course

Error error went that perfect girl
And now we didn’t see her anymore

I spilled my margarita
On her LIVE WIRE
And the seam in her back I didn’t see
Burst into electri-ci-ty
Her fuel tank started to pee

Twitch twitch went the perfect girl
I shoulda seen the signs
For she was a robot from the very beginning
From the county Assembly Line